DOOMED!
Open Mike Eagle & Kenny Segal
2026
“It’s five years in a blender,” Open Mike Eagle said. “It’s every troublesome misunderstanding of a half-decade relationship distorted and stretched into an absurdist black comedy mini-series on wax. It’s the sound of every fight we ever had, playing simultaneously.”
“It’s several consecutive voice notes that you did not listen to, and instead read the transcription. It’s fifteen songs from iconoclastic rapper Mike Eagle and innovative producer Kenny Segal. It’s the world’s first half-whimsical break-up album. It’s DOOMED!”
Rap songs about a relationship that ends in every possible universe. There’s a song that starts at an argument about the color of a rental car. There’s a song about trying to write a pair of lovers’ initials in wet concrete and the stick breaking. There’s a song that’s a prayer about finding the strength not to look at my ex’s social media. There’s a song about a character from Adventure Time who’s a piece of shit that I identify with. Each vision is a crashed airplane halfway on the border of dream and nightmare, bitter and sweet, sadness and freedom.
Stand-Out Tracks
Streets of Rage: Public Arguments Edition
She Swear I’m Colorblind
Unfinished Concrete Initials
Watching a Movie Called Freedom By Myself
