Taste the Secret

Ugly Duckling

2003

“MeatShake” is a fictitious chain of restaurants offering meat-based thick shakes. The story involves working at the fast-food chain and its inter-business war with the new age crystal-loving psychos Veggie Hut, an all-vegetarian fast-food stand.

The track MeatShake is styled like an advertisement for the fictitious fast food outlet. It’s even got customer appraisals, a catchy jingle, and some shade for Veggie Hut, the sworn enemy of MeatShake. The stories in this concept album range from sitting in the MeatShake drive-thru to dealing with unruly customers upset that their TurkeyShake tasted like a HamShake, or navigating picketing line of protestors in front of the store.  

Don’t forget to get a side of Meat Fries!